February 2011
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I have a love/hate relationship with Andrew Garfield. He’s just so cute sometimes that I want to smash his face so he won’t be cute anymore and it will stop my heart attacks after every time I see his beautiful smile.  And sometimes, there are unflattering pictures and I’m like, okay………………….but that usually never happens.
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"We're expecting more snow in the early hours of...
Feb 1st
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“I think I drank too much coffee, I can smell it in my pee.”
– My dad
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January 2011
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Jan 31st
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omeeezyyy replied to your post: omeeezyyy replied to your photo: Oh, you know,… americas choice?! lmao FRESH BEETS DOG FRESH BEETS!
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Listenyunzi: vannychops: Guy finds out that his...
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joshue replied to your post: What my dad does every Sunday: Sunday dinnah is Sunday dinnah. We’re not Italian, so it’s not really like that.
Jan 31st
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What my dad does every Sunday:
Makes Sunday dinner Drinks a bottle of wine with dinner Watches football Drinks copious amounts of whiskey sours while watching football Asks me to help him put on his socks Sleeps
Jan 31st
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beazyb replied to your post: Why do so many people care about Valentine’s Day? People couldn’t live without something to complain about. Touche. Some people just want to seem important all the time.
Jan 31st
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Why do so many people care about Valentine's Day?
If I don’t get the day off from school, I don’t consider it a real holiday. And who cares if you’re ~*AWL AL0N3*~ get a fucking hobby. 
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I just painted my nails, but I want to make a...
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I'm just waiting for Andrew to host SNL.
tarantulaseggs: Imagine
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Is Jessie going to be in every skit or....
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“I WANNA DO SCIENCE IN THE SHOWER”
– JESSE EISENBERG  (via xhere2stayx)
Jan 30th
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OMG, Jessie Eisenberg is talking about “ladies shedding their uterus lining.” Update: And then the real Mark Zuckerbeg comes out…Even more awkward.
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i fit in to that dress. but my boobs do not.
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themonkeymanishere replied to your post: maybe you should grow some? o_O OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND! And this is the point where Veronica says, “Well, you have bad hair.”
Jan 29th
brogod asked: maybe you should grow some? o_O
Jan 29th
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