December 2009
you deserve a shake
blacketgold:
oh i like you i like you
if YOU LIKE SOMEONE, you don’t suddenly stop talking to them after three days and not say SHIT. if you STOP LIKING SOMEONE, you TELL THEM
don’t be a fucking moron
WTF, I’m in love with Sasha Grey, she’s smart, gorgeous, and she can s—. I should just stop right there.
I'm the biggest M.I.A. fan. I just love her, so,...
megan fox is oooogly
titosagee:
goldendreamsdiamondthoughts:
(via titosagee)
what ?! are we looking at the same thing.
yes, we are looking at the same creature.
are you sure you’re not just looking at her thumbs and not her face?
i have no new years plans still.
cleverusername:
kkaattiieee:
(via bryonygarner)
me neither. i could care less.
Half of my heart is a shot gun wedding to a bride with a paper ring and half of...
– John Mayer, Half Of My Heart
13723.) I miss being your friend so damn much. I'm...
(via blogsecret)
Yeah, I don’t know what happened to us, but it’d be nice if we at least had normal conversations.
I didn't like Sherlock Holmes. Boo, RDJ.
2 tags
Don’t brag about your “skills” in “bed”, I could care less. I’m not going to have sex with you, we probably won’t get passed first base. The more you talk about this unnecessary gift, the more I believe you don’t have it.
leshiboux:
mariecriedwolf:
Fuck that, New Years is where it’s at.
das wazzup
Fershure.
I don't think I'm a bitch, I know I'm a bitch.
WELL, i think Kid Cudi's album was the best Hiphop...
lumos-maxima:
lecedez:
morenasmalls:
If you don’t like that. Hate me
BECAUSE HE’S WAY BETTER THAN DRAKE.
point blank and period.
Agree W/ U !
YES
<3
junglejustine:
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. I don’t see why, a lot of people don’t understand it. It should be the highest or people should be smarter.
i'm on the pursuit of happiness
(via titosagee)
I hate to disappoint and take away the entertainment of it all but I am...
– Asher Roth
porn then sleep?
jairohh:
porn then sleep :)
We’re on the same page.
Yay, mother Russia.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(613): My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Do you know how many times they say “shots” in “Shots”? SEVENTY THREE! If you take a shot every time they say it, YOU’D DIE!
WE GOTTA FIST PUMP LIKE CHAMPS.
13034.) Mom, I love you. With all of my heart, I...
(via blogsecret)
This is the exact way I feel towards any family member. I just can never fester up the courage to come right out and say that I DO truly care and love them. I guess it’s my way of keeping my sanity because I always felt that as soon as you tell someone you love them, you lose yourself - don’t ask me why, it’s just me.
13040.) I love to sexually tease boys and leave...
(via blogsecret)
Malicious, beautiful beings aren’t we?
I'm determined to move to nyc and get that...
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littleteaspoon:
I am a snuggler. I need snuggles. Don’t come near me if you’re not one for snuggling. And what I really need is an active snuggler. Someone who just lays there for me to spoon them isn’t enough, I need you to nuzzle into my neck and chest. I need Eskimo kisses, goddamn it! I need to feel like you are actually fond of my company, not just someone who allows me to put my arm around...
12975.) I tell people that I stay awake until the...
(via blogsecret)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(760): Professor used “ROFL” while grading my paper… Do I even go to a real college?