May 2013
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Why does it look like One Direction used the twister spinner to pick where to put their tattoos? They are placed so awkwardly.
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brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
Must we forget “had had”?
God, it feels weird to not wake up on a Monday morning to go to school. Instead I’m going to work.
~adult~
apprenticenecromage:
time to beat up some dudes
GQ: Didn't you always feel like a freak growing up?
Tom Ford: I thought I was fabulous and everyone else was stupid.
My professor was really nice to me about fumbling through my phone final.
~anxiety problems y’all~
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badmetaphoraboutajourney:
reminder that not all hate between girls is </3girl hate</3 and while yeah hating a girl for being a “slut” is fucked up a woman is entitled to hate another woman for being racist or transphobic or even just a general butthole. solidarity is conditional and you can’t go around crying internalized misogyny every time a female doesn’t want to be your friend.
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Currently, I have about $25 dollars in my bank account.
That’s enough for tequila.
Anonymous asked: ; )
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so-full-of-shit:
I’m a big supporter of the side boob.
damngruchy:
hailthelordylordypicca:
i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy
NO YOU DON’T
DO PEOPLE EVEN READ ANYMORE?!
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I have to take a final exam through Skype.
Technology, stop.
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wgoddess:
Happy Mother’s day to me cause all these bitches is my sons
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
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“Wow! You have such long eyebrows!”
– Barista at work
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“The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby...”
– Why Time’s Millennials Cover Story Says More About Joel Stein Than It Does About Millennials – Flavorwire (via robot-heart-politics)
Anonymous asked: can we fuck?
OH GOD, I FINISHED MY RADICAL POLITICAL THOUGHT PAPER ON CONTEMPORARY MARXISM. I’M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR. WOW. I’M SO TIRED ;~;
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Jon: You know when dogs get really excited they just pee? That's what happened every time I walked into a room with my friend's dog in it.
Me: I wish I had that super power but with boys.
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abortionista:
if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me
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