Why does it look like One Direction used the twister spinner to pick where to put their tattoos? They are placed so awkwardly.
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence Must we forget “had had”?
God, it feels weird to not wake up on a Monday morning to go to school. Instead I’m going to work. ~adult~
apprenticenecromage: time to beat up some dudes
GQ: Didn't you always feel like a freak growing up?
Tom Ford: I thought I was fabulous and everyone else was stupid.
My professor was really nice to me about fumbling through my phone final. ~anxiety problems y’all~
badmetaphoraboutajourney: reminder that not all hate between girls is </3girl hate</3 and while yeah hating a girl for being a “slut” is fucked up a woman is entitled to hate another woman for being racist or transphobic or even just a general butthole. solidarity is conditional and you can’t go around crying internalized misogyny every time a female doesn’t want to be your friend.
Currently, I have about $25 dollars in my bank account. That’s enough for tequila.
Anonymous asked: ; )
so-full-of-shit: I’m a big supporter of the side boob.
damngruchy: hailthelordylordypicca: i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy NO YOU DON’T DO PEOPLE EVEN READ ANYMORE?!
I have to take a final exam through Skype. Technology, stop.
wgoddess: Happy Mother’s day to me cause all these bitches is my sons
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
Wow! You have such long eyebrows!– Barista at work
The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby...– Why Time’s Millennials Cover Story Says More About Joel Stein Than It Does About Millennials – Flavorwire (via robot-heart-politics)
Anonymous asked: can we fuck?
OH GOD, I FINISHED MY RADICAL POLITICAL THOUGHT PAPER ON CONTEMPORARY MARXISM. I’M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR. WOW. I’M SO TIRED ;~;
Jon: You know when dogs get really excited they just pee? That's what happened every time I walked into a room with my friend's dog in it.
Me: I wish I had that super power but with boys.
abortionista: if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me